Is Tony Danza on the verge of dying? One report says his buddies are anxious that he’s within the midst of a critical well being disaster. “Closer News Weekly” investigates.
‘Fret Over Frail Photos’
In keeping with the Nationwide Enquirer, surprising new photographs of Danza have his buddies reeling. “I’ve never seen him look so feeble,” one insider says. “He’s always been the picture of health — and now he looks like he should be in the hospital.” His buddies are scared.
One physician says Danza has “lost a tremendous amount of muscle.” Weight reduction with out rationalization is all the time inflicting for alarm, and will counsel “a hidden disease, such as a tumor.” The identical physician says, “If he lost this weight through a successful diet and exercise program, it could be healthful and not suggest any disease.” A distinct physician calls the burden loss “truly alarming… I would recommend he have tests to ensure he is not courting colon, lung, or prostate cancers that prey on men his age.”
How Is Tony Danza?
The proof is within the fantastic print. In teeny-tiny letters beneath this story, the tabloid admits “the doctor’s quoted in this article have not treated Tony Danza.” That is painfully apparent contemplating what the primary one stated. The physician waffles between saying “he’s healthy” and he has most cancers. That is simply inane hypothesis from people who’ve in all probability by no means even met Danza.
One one who does have direct entry to the Who’s the Boss star could be his rep. In keeping with Danza’s rep, he’s “as healthy as he’s ever been.” “Closer News Weekly” is extra snug trusting this supply moderately than some bogus docs.
Past Examine
This tabloid additionally personifies a traditional tabloid trope: evaluating photographs from the current to photographs from the Seventies. Right here, it compares a current photograph of Danza to how he regarded on Taxi in 1978.
Apart from Paul Rudd, everybody goes to age a bit over 40+ years. It’s an unfair comparability, and it pops up anytime a tabloid needs to assault an older superstar. The Globe did the very same factor when it attacked Henry Winkler and Kurt Russell. Tony Danza at 70 seems largely the identical as Tony Danza at 65, so he’s doing fantastic.
Different ‘Dying’ Stars
This tabloid predicts dying continuously. It’s promised the grim reaper was coming for Woody Allen, Chevy Chase, and Liza Minelli to call only some, but they’re all nonetheless alive. Clearly, the crystal balls on the Nationwide Enquirer can’t be trusted. Danza’s fantastic, so you need to disregard this story.
